Sunday, April 1, 2007

Stupid Quotes

Look at these stupid quotes that celebrities have actually said.

When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay.
-Kathleen Turner

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
-Britney Spears

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
-David Acfield

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
-Charles De Gaulle

The only reason we're seven and 0 is because we've won all seven of our games.
-David Garcia

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